んっふふ
$ cd /tmp
$ rbenv local 3.1.2
$ ruby -r open-uri -e "puts URI.open('https://mastodon.zunda.ninja/')"
<internal:/home/zunda/.rbenv/versions/3.1.2/lib/ruby/3.1.0/rubygems/core_ext/kernel_require.rb>:85:in `require': libssl.so.1.1: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory - /home/zunda/.rbenv/versions/3.1.2/lib/ruby/3.1.0/x86_64-linux/openssl.so (LoadError)
from <internal:/home/zunda/.rbenv/versions/3.1.2/lib/ruby/3.1.0/rubygems/core_ext/kernel_require.rb>:85:in `require'
:
@zundan ダジャレを検出しました（検出ワード: URI）