ever wonder why your train is late in the mornings sometimes? well,
@shriekingmarxist
Attack of the 50 ft cat 
#LB Le secret que la SNCF ne veut pas que vous perciez.
@shriekingmarxist Why should that cause a delay? Train didn't slow down at all.
@shriekingmarxist
*With exaggerated Japanese accent* Catzilla!
I can't tell if this is Macro or Micro, guess it depends on if you focus on the Cat or the train.
@shriekingmarxist well "giant cat on the line" would be more interesting than "leaves on the line" or the "wrong kind of snow" (even though the latter are both real problems for all they sound ridiculous
Charles ☭ Hutchins
Trains were cancelled last week because the track was icy overnight. And because of some brexiteer on the tracks. And because somebody tried to nick some signal cabling. I'm sure giant cats are coming to HS1 soon.
@celesteh @shriekingmarxist Brexiteer on the tracks...
These wankers disrupting traffic around Kent are just like a sneak preview of the hellscape they're bringing upon us
@celesteh @shriekingmarxist what a muppet..
Dykeboy 
LB : "Incident Passager"
